These few dialogues were created in 6th grade. We think they are hilarious. We hope you do too!
A DIALAOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF TINA
Charlie: There is nothing important about you except that you are my best friend and very annoying.
Tina: Why is this going to be our heading? I think this is going to end up you making fun of me.
Charlie: You can read my mind so well, Tina. But rest assured, I will say some things that I think you will find very flattering.
Tina: Yeah, like that's going to happen. You'll probably say that but really, in your diabolical and devious brain of yours, you'll say things so clever that I can't insult you back.
Charlie: No, seriously! Tina is an awesome person to hang out with because she's so. . . middle-heighted that when you stand next to her, you look taller in comparison.
TINA: Really, you mean that! Awww! You care about me and you like me. I never thought this day would come that you like me for who I am!
CHARLIE: I called you middle-heighted. And since we are sitting right next to each other, this is really awkward.
TINA: I know. But I wouldn't want to ruin the moment of awesomness of Charlie, once in her life complimenting someone for themselves.
ALL OF A SUDDEN. . . CHARLIE PUNCHES TINA
TINA: Why did you punch me!
CHARLIE: I had a muscle spasm!
THE CONTINUEDT DIALOGUE BETWEEN CHARLIE AND TINA
TINA: So, where were we in our argument?
CHARLIE: We were at the part where you were beggging me for forgiveness.
TINA: Yeah, right. That was NOT where we were. I'm not falling for that one!
CHARLIE: It was worth a try. After all you are easily fooled.
TINA: WHAT! I am Not easily fooled. YOU are easily fooled. You were the one who started CRYING when Mrs. Barckow read that poem today in class
CHARLIE: You're not even in my class!! Besides, it was touching. How would you know if I cried in class ( if I did, which I didn't)
TINA: I have a source (my sister) and becuse Sam said so.
CHARLIE: We don't have a kid in our grade named Sam.
TINA: It's an alias.
CHARLIE: You can spell alias but you can't spell abroad?
TINA: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF OR SEEN THAT WORD! You shouldn't be talking beacuse you have spelled dialogue wrong
every single time we write this!
CHARLIE: Are you okay? You seem a little crazier than usual today.
TINA: ME! CRAZY! You were the one who ran backwards at Writing CLub last time and said " I AM THE MAGNIFICANT
CHARLIE AND I SHALL RUN BACKWARDS ALL THE WAY FROM THE SCIENCE LAB TO MRS. BARKCOW'S ROOM!" and you triumphantly ran into a door!
CHARLIE: I forgot the door was in the way, okay? If you're not nice to me, Santa's not going to come and give you presents.
This specific dialogue was written before christmas. Hence the last line. :)
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORATNCE OF HISTORY
TINA: I went to the Museum of Natural History over the weekend.
CHARLIE: Really! That's cool! Did you find yourself listed as one of "History's Top TenMost Annoying People?"
TINA: Uh! I am not ANNOYING! I am a persistent person who nags people sometimes. Okay, don't make fun of persistence.
CHARLIE: That's just nerdy talk for " I really am annoying and I'm proud of it even though I shouldn't be" in an annoying
Tina-like way. That is so typical of Tina.
TINA: I don't think there even IS a list of History's Top Ten Most Annoying People. AND, if there WAS a list, why would I even be on it. I'm NOT annoying!
CHARLIE: Oh, right. of course you're NOT annoying, Tina. You aren't annoying, Tina, you're REALLY annoying.
TINA: Ha, ha CHarlie, nice wording but I know it still means that you think I'm annoying.
CHARLIE: Yeah, you're right, Tina.
A DIALAOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF TINA
Charlie: There is nothing important about you except that you are my best friend and very annoying.
Tina: Why is this going to be our heading? I think this is going to end up you making fun of me.
Charlie: You can read my mind so well, Tina. But rest assured, I will say some things that I think you will find very flattering.
Tina: Yeah, like that's going to happen. You'll probably say that but really, in your diabolical and devious brain of yours, you'll say things so clever that I can't insult you back.
Charlie: No, seriously! Tina is an awesome person to hang out with because she's so. . . middle-heighted that when you stand next to her, you look taller in comparison.
TINA: Really, you mean that! Awww! You care about me and you like me. I never thought this day would come that you like me for who I am!
CHARLIE: I called you middle-heighted. And since we are sitting right next to each other, this is really awkward.
TINA: I know. But I wouldn't want to ruin the moment of awesomness of Charlie, once in her life complimenting someone for themselves.
ALL OF A SUDDEN. . . CHARLIE PUNCHES TINA
TINA: Why did you punch me!
CHARLIE: I had a muscle spasm!
THE CONTINUEDT DIALOGUE BETWEEN CHARLIE AND TINA
TINA: So, where were we in our argument?
CHARLIE: We were at the part where you were beggging me for forgiveness.
TINA: Yeah, right. That was NOT where we were. I'm not falling for that one!
CHARLIE: It was worth a try. After all you are easily fooled.
TINA: WHAT! I am Not easily fooled. YOU are easily fooled. You were the one who started CRYING when Mrs. Barckow read that poem today in class
CHARLIE: You're not even in my class!! Besides, it was touching. How would you know if I cried in class ( if I did, which I didn't)
TINA: I have a source (my sister) and becuse Sam said so.
CHARLIE: We don't have a kid in our grade named Sam.
TINA: It's an alias.
CHARLIE: You can spell alias but you can't spell abroad?
TINA: I'VE NEVER HEARD OF OR SEEN THAT WORD! You shouldn't be talking beacuse you have spelled dialogue wrong
every single time we write this!
CHARLIE: Are you okay? You seem a little crazier than usual today.
TINA: ME! CRAZY! You were the one who ran backwards at Writing CLub last time and said " I AM THE MAGNIFICANT
CHARLIE AND I SHALL RUN BACKWARDS ALL THE WAY FROM THE SCIENCE LAB TO MRS. BARKCOW'S ROOM!" and you triumphantly ran into a door!
CHARLIE: I forgot the door was in the way, okay? If you're not nice to me, Santa's not going to come and give you presents.
This specific dialogue was written before christmas. Hence the last line. :)
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORATNCE OF HISTORY
TINA: I went to the Museum of Natural History over the weekend.
CHARLIE: Really! That's cool! Did you find yourself listed as one of "History's Top TenMost Annoying People?"
TINA: Uh! I am not ANNOYING! I am a persistent person who nags people sometimes. Okay, don't make fun of persistence.
CHARLIE: That's just nerdy talk for " I really am annoying and I'm proud of it even though I shouldn't be" in an annoying
Tina-like way. That is so typical of Tina.
TINA: I don't think there even IS a list of History's Top Ten Most Annoying People. AND, if there WAS a list, why would I even be on it. I'm NOT annoying!
CHARLIE: Oh, right. of course you're NOT annoying, Tina. You aren't annoying, Tina, you're REALLY annoying.
TINA: Ha, ha CHarlie, nice wording but I know it still means that you think I'm annoying.
CHARLIE: Yeah, you're right, Tina.