These are a few of the BEST, most HILARIOUS dialogues from 2011. We hope you end up laughing! ( We know you will, our dialogues ALWAYS do)
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF THE CLASSIFICATION OF A TOMATO
CHARLIE: This is ridiculous, Tina. EVERYBODY knows a tomato is a fruit, NOT a vegetable.
TINA: A tomato is a VEGETABLE, it doesn't even LOOK like a fruit!!!!!
CHARLIE: Two things to tell you, Tina. First of all, it's bad grammer to use more than one exclamation point to empasize a word.
Second, it has been recently proven that tomatoes are FRUITS.
TINA: They are not!
CHARLIE: Are too!
TINA: Oh yeah! Prove it Prove that a tomato is a friut and not a vegetable.
CHARLIE: Really Tina, REALLY. You're going with THAT argument. YOu sound like a two-year-old.
TINA: Yes, Charlie. I want you to give me proof that a tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit. If you have to, enter a science lab and steal the sacred documents that contain the information, then so be it.
CHARLIE: I won't STEAL it, but I wil ask THHE SCIENCE TEACHER! Beat that, Tina!
TINA: DId you just stick your tongue out at me?!
CHARLIE: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't. Anyway, I asked Ms. Kalevich and she says both. SO there!
CHARLIE: This is ridiculous, Tina. EVERYBODY knows a tomato is a fruit, NOT a vegetable.
TINA: A tomato is a VEGETABLE, it doesn't even LOOK like a fruit!!!!!
CHARLIE: Two things to tell you, Tina. First of all, it's bad grammer to use more than one exclamation point to empasize a word.
Second, it has been recently proven that tomatoes are FRUITS.
TINA: They are not!
CHARLIE: Are too!
TINA: Oh yeah! Prove it Prove that a tomato is a friut and not a vegetable.
CHARLIE: Really Tina, REALLY. You're going with THAT argument. YOu sound like a two-year-old.
TINA: Yes, Charlie. I want you to give me proof that a tomato is a vegetable, not a fruit. If you have to, enter a science lab and steal the sacred documents that contain the information, then so be it.
CHARLIE: I won't STEAL it, but I wil ask THHE SCIENCE TEACHER! Beat that, Tina!
TINA: DId you just stick your tongue out at me?!
CHARLIE: Maybe I did and maybe I didn't. Anyway, I asked Ms. Kalevich and she says both. SO there!
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF. . . ( This is a classified dialogue. Viewer discretion advised)
CHARLIE: Tina, it kills me to say this, but, I'm sorry.
TINA: What for? UHHH! Is Charlie about to apologize for all if the times she called me . . . "MIDDLE-HEIGHTED" I can't WAIT!
CHARLIE: I can't be your partner in Charlie and Tina dialogues anymore.
TINA: Why not?!
CHARLIE: The docotor said I had a rare medical disease called . . . TINAPHOBIA!
TINA: What?! There is NOOOO such thing as Tinaphobia! I can PROVE it.
~ 3 hours later~
TINA: I just went to a hospital and snuck into a top secret lab, full of files that contain ALL of the world phobias and there
wasn't ONE scarp of paper on Tinaphobia!
CHARLIE: Well, the only response I have to that statement is . . . APRIL FOOL'S! HA! I TRICKED YOU! I SHALL NEVER LET YOU FORGET ABOUT THIS!
TINA: Typical Charlie behavior. Wait, does that mean I'm a wanted criminal JUST beacuse I fell for a STUPID April Fool's joke!
CHARLIE: The police are waiting outside the door, Tina.
CHARLIE: Tina, it kills me to say this, but, I'm sorry.
TINA: What for? UHHH! Is Charlie about to apologize for all if the times she called me . . . "MIDDLE-HEIGHTED" I can't WAIT!
CHARLIE: I can't be your partner in Charlie and Tina dialogues anymore.
TINA: Why not?!
CHARLIE: The docotor said I had a rare medical disease called . . . TINAPHOBIA!
TINA: What?! There is NOOOO such thing as Tinaphobia! I can PROVE it.
~ 3 hours later~
TINA: I just went to a hospital and snuck into a top secret lab, full of files that contain ALL of the world phobias and there
wasn't ONE scarp of paper on Tinaphobia!
CHARLIE: Well, the only response I have to that statement is . . . APRIL FOOL'S! HA! I TRICKED YOU! I SHALL NEVER LET YOU FORGET ABOUT THIS!
TINA: Typical Charlie behavior. Wait, does that mean I'm a wanted criminal JUST beacuse I fell for a STUPID April Fool's joke!
CHARLIE: The police are waiting outside the door, Tina.
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF . . .
TINA: I can't believe you almost got me in jail!!
CHARLIE: Hey, don't worry Tina. As soon as the police saw you they KNEW you weren't 18 yet.
TINA: Now THAT is a VERY offensive comment.
CHARLIE: Hey don't worry, EVERYONE likes Tina . . .
TINA: Yeah!
CHARLIE: . . . . . under the penalty of GETTING SQUASHED!
TINA: GETTING SQUASHED! Really Charlie, getting squashed! Is that the best you can do? I bet you can do better than that!
CHARLIE: Yes, getting squashed. Don;t be so redundant, Tina. And yes, I can do better than that.
TINA: Uh. . .
CHARLIE: Redundant means, "to repeat oneself."
TINA: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I knew that. I was just kiddind with you, Charlie. Of course I knew that!
CHARLIE: You are redundant, Tina.
TINA: I can't believe you almost got me in jail!!
CHARLIE: Hey, don't worry Tina. As soon as the police saw you they KNEW you weren't 18 yet.
TINA: Now THAT is a VERY offensive comment.
CHARLIE: Hey don't worry, EVERYONE likes Tina . . .
TINA: Yeah!
CHARLIE: . . . . . under the penalty of GETTING SQUASHED!
TINA: GETTING SQUASHED! Really Charlie, getting squashed! Is that the best you can do? I bet you can do better than that!
CHARLIE: Yes, getting squashed. Don;t be so redundant, Tina. And yes, I can do better than that.
TINA: Uh. . .
CHARLIE: Redundant means, "to repeat oneself."
TINA: Ohhhhhhhhhh. I knew that. I was just kiddind with you, Charlie. Of course I knew that!
CHARLIE: You are redundant, Tina.
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF -CHARLIE SAVES THE WORLD!
CHARLIE: Tina, you and the rest of the world are forever inmy debut, for I have saved the world!
TINA: Charlie, recycling a can does not mean you savwed the world.
CHARLIE: Oh, yeah? By recycling that one aluminum can, Tina, the furture is going to honor me.
TINA: Yeha, right.
CHARLIE: Seriously. I went to the future in my time traveling washing machine, and everyone there treated me like a supreme dictator-for-life! Come and look!
~CHARLIE AND TINA TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE~
TINA: Oh, my, gosh! They made monumnets and STATUES, all of you and about you. And there were signs saying "Thank you Chalrie!" and absolutly no mention of me. The crowd actually TRAMPLED me! NO respect. If it wasn't for me there would BE no Charlie and Tina. I should get some respect and attention!
CHARLIE: Well, next time, Tina maybe YOU should recycle.
CHARLIE: Tina, you and the rest of the world are forever inmy debut, for I have saved the world!
TINA: Charlie, recycling a can does not mean you savwed the world.
CHARLIE: Oh, yeah? By recycling that one aluminum can, Tina, the furture is going to honor me.
TINA: Yeha, right.
CHARLIE: Seriously. I went to the future in my time traveling washing machine, and everyone there treated me like a supreme dictator-for-life! Come and look!
~CHARLIE AND TINA TRAVEL TO THE FUTURE~
TINA: Oh, my, gosh! They made monumnets and STATUES, all of you and about you. And there were signs saying "Thank you Chalrie!" and absolutly no mention of me. The crowd actually TRAMPLED me! NO respect. If it wasn't for me there would BE no Charlie and Tina. I should get some respect and attention!
CHARLIE: Well, next time, Tina maybe YOU should recycle.