Frequently Asked Questions
Here, on our FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS page, are the answers to . . . . . . . . .
frequently asked questions.
Q: So, how was Charlie and Tina Dialogues started?
A:
Tina: Charlie and her weird idea.
Charlie: ON THE CONTRARY! Charlie and Tina Dialogues is the BEST thing that's happened to modern literature!
Q: Where do you get ideas for your dialogues?
A:
Charlie: From the sky.
Q: Do you find it annoying when people copy your dialogue format?
A:
Charlie: YES! VERY ANNOYING! I'm not saying that other people can't write their stuff in the weekly, and of course they have the rite to write what they please, but do they HAVE to mimic OUR style? We wrote dialogues first! Charlie and Tina dialogues is the FIRST and ONLY dialogue in the weekly, the FIRST and ONLY writing project that has their own website, the FIRST and ONLY dialogue that is written by a girl with a boy's name and a leprechaun!! HAVE I MADE MY POINT?
Q: On to the most pressing question, is Tina really a leprechaun?
A:
Tina: Who wrote this question?!!
Charlie: It's okay Tina. You need to embrace your inner leprechaun sometime.
Tina: I can't embrace it if I'm NOT A LEPRECHAUN!!!
Charlie: Tina, Tina, Tina. Always in denial.
Q: Anyway, so, how do you guys write a dialogue every single week?
A:
Charlie: Mostly because of Tina's magical leprechaun powers and my brilliant ideas. And Tina's ability to save us a spot in the publication line.
Tina: Yeah. Frank and Bob are real spot hogs and I have to run to get in line first. Then Charlie comes and hands me the computer. Take that Frank and Bob!!!
Charlie: Sometimes I wonder about you Tina.
Tina: That’s funny Charlie, because I often wonder about you too.
Q: If Charlie is a girl, why is her name Charlie?
A:
Tina: TAKE IT AWAY, CHARLIE!
Charlie: YOU GOT IT, TINA!
Tina: Have a seat, interviewer. This is going to take a while. Oh, and I hope you have some earplugs at hand.
Charlie: First of all, WHAT RIGHT DO YOU HAVE TO QUESTION MY NICKNAME? WHO SET YOU UP AS AN ARBITER OF AESTHETICS ANYWAY?
Tina: That’s two new words for “Charlie’s Dictionary”.
Charlie: I have the RIGHT and the FREEDOM to express myself! You can’t stop me from being anyone I want to be!
Q: Is Charlie always like this?
A:
Tina: It gets worse.
Charlie: You think this is bad? You haven’t seen anything yet.
Quiz!
How well do you really know Charlie and Tina? For all you know we could be aliens from another dimension! :)
Here is a quiz testing your knowledge on Charlie and Tina.
1. What did Charlie run into last year at Writing Club?
A. a wall
B. Mrs. Barckow
C. a door
2. What instrument does Tina play?
A. The flute
B. The glockenspiel
C. The clarinet
3. What did Charlie recycle?
A. Tina
B. a can
C. a cardboard box
4. What is Tina' secret job?
A. a leprechaun
B. an under cover agent
C. a normal human being
5. What is Charlie's secret job?
A. being Tina
B. The president of the United States
C. a fairy
6. How do you spell Charlie?
A. C-H-A-R-L-I-E
B. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L
C. T-I-N-A
7. How do you spell beautiful?
A. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L
B. B-E-T-I-F-U-L
C. C-H-A-R-L-I-E
Here is a quiz testing your knowledge on Charlie and Tina.
1. What did Charlie run into last year at Writing Club?
A. a wall
B. Mrs. Barckow
C. a door
2. What instrument does Tina play?
A. The flute
B. The glockenspiel
C. The clarinet
3. What did Charlie recycle?
A. Tina
B. a can
C. a cardboard box
4. What is Tina' secret job?
A. a leprechaun
B. an under cover agent
C. a normal human being
5. What is Charlie's secret job?
A. being Tina
B. The president of the United States
C. a fairy
6. How do you spell Charlie?
A. C-H-A-R-L-I-E
B. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L
C. T-I-N-A
7. How do you spell beautiful?
A. B-E-A-U-T-I-F-U-L
B. B-E-T-I-F-U-L
C. C-H-A-R-L-I-E
Answers: 1.c, 2.c, 3.b, 4.a, 5.b 6.a 7.c
(Hint: The answers are in all of our dialogues)
(Hint: The answers are in all of our dialogues)