These are some of our older dialogues. In my opinion, they’re the among the best we’e ever written - but our newer ones are still awesome!
This is our VERY first Dialogue. It is so beautiful it makes me want to cry. It brings back a lot of fun memories from our first days writing together. I hope you like it!
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF ARGUING ON PAPER
CHARLIE: Once upon a time, there was a magical pony named JENNA. Jenna is a very annoying pony. One day, he-
TINA: HEYYYY! Why are you talking about a magical pony that's named after my "friend!" Also, you never start a sentence with a-
CHARLIE: This isn't grammer class, and if it was, you wouldn't be all that great either beacuse you're not supposed to start with an interjection!!!!
TINA: First you CAN start a sentence with an interjection, but you can't start a sentence with an adjective, and would you PLEASE explain yourself about writing about an unreal creature AND insulting me in a very inconspicious way.
CHARLIE: I'm just going to remind you very politely that I am a full five inches taller than you.
TINA: Are you challenging me? I could beat you at ANY thing.
CHARLIE: Hold on. It's beneath my dignity to fight someone who's one-third my height. Let's settle this in a civilized manner. Let's find an objective person to settle this disagreement.
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF ARGUING ON PAPER
CHARLIE: Once upon a time, there was a magical pony named JENNA. Jenna is a very annoying pony. One day, he-
TINA: HEYYYY! Why are you talking about a magical pony that's named after my "friend!" Also, you never start a sentence with a-
CHARLIE: This isn't grammer class, and if it was, you wouldn't be all that great either beacuse you're not supposed to start with an interjection!!!!
TINA: First you CAN start a sentence with an interjection, but you can't start a sentence with an adjective, and would you PLEASE explain yourself about writing about an unreal creature AND insulting me in a very inconspicious way.
CHARLIE: I'm just going to remind you very politely that I am a full five inches taller than you.
TINA: Are you challenging me? I could beat you at ANY thing.
CHARLIE: Hold on. It's beneath my dignity to fight someone who's one-third my height. Let's settle this in a civilized manner. Let's find an objective person to settle this disagreement.