These dialogues were written previously this year, 2012. Enjoy!
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERING THE IMPORTANCE OF PRESIDENCY, FLUFFY HAIR, AND TIME TRAVEL
CHARLIE: Ahem, The President of the United States has arrived!
TINA: EXCUSE ME! Charlie CAN'T be the President of the United States . . . even though she does have very fluffy hair, this is POLITICAL NONSENSE! This is too much. I'm out of here. Who's idea was it to come into the future anyway?
~ Thrust back in time 35 years~
TINA: Hmm . . . something is missing. Oh no! I forgot Charlie! . . . FREEDOM! ( Victory punch in the air) Darn, I better go get Charlie.
~ Back to the future . . . again~
TINA: Charlie I am . . . what? I am not sorry but I have come to take you back to the past. Let's go.
~you probably know what happens~
CHARLIE: Aww! But I liked being President. The POWER, the GLORY! (sobs)
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERING THE IMPORTANCE OF PRESIDENCY, FLUFFY HAIR, AND TIME TRAVEL
CHARLIE: Ahem, The President of the United States has arrived!
TINA: EXCUSE ME! Charlie CAN'T be the President of the United States . . . even though she does have very fluffy hair, this is POLITICAL NONSENSE! This is too much. I'm out of here. Who's idea was it to come into the future anyway?
~ Thrust back in time 35 years~
TINA: Hmm . . . something is missing. Oh no! I forgot Charlie! . . . FREEDOM! ( Victory punch in the air) Darn, I better go get Charlie.
~ Back to the future . . . again~
TINA: Charlie I am . . . what? I am not sorry but I have come to take you back to the past. Let's go.
~you probably know what happens~
CHARLIE: Aww! But I liked being President. The POWER, the GLORY! (sobs)
A MONOLOGUE BY CHARLIE CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF TINA BEING ABSENT, THUS COMMITTING CHARLIE TO WRITE THIS MONOLGUE
CHARLIE: I don't need Tina to write a decent story that will entertain our readers! I can write a PERFECTLY legitimate dialogue myself . . .
. . . Wait . . . it's a monologue, because a dialogue is a convresation between two people. A monologue is a conversation with one person talking to himself or herself. And monologues generally do not last very long because the person writing the monologue is often accused of being insane and is, consequently, thrown into an asylum . . . AN ASYLUM!
I believe I need a new title . . .
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND CHARLIE CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF REWRITING THE HEADING
CHARLIE: Ah, that's much better! See, I told you I didn't need Tina to write a decent dialogue.
Charlie: You need Tina! She's your partner for crying out loud! It's the CHARLIEAND TINA DIALOGUES, not the Charlie monologues or the Charlir and Charlie dialogues!
CHARLIE: EXCUSE ME! DON'T interrupt myself while I'm TALKING to MYSELF.
Charlie: YOu miss Tina! Who was the one who watched you and laughed hysterically as you ran backwards into a door? Who was . . . see, you're tearing up! . . Oh dear . . .
This dialogue was written during December when Tina was out. She had been sick and missed Writing Club. That day Charlie kind of lost her marbles for the day and went into a fit of hysterical dillusions I (not really) and it lead her to write this lovely masterpiece you see above. ;)
CHARLIE: I don't need Tina to write a decent story that will entertain our readers! I can write a PERFECTLY legitimate dialogue myself . . .
. . . Wait . . . it's a monologue, because a dialogue is a convresation between two people. A monologue is a conversation with one person talking to himself or herself. And monologues generally do not last very long because the person writing the monologue is often accused of being insane and is, consequently, thrown into an asylum . . . AN ASYLUM!
I believe I need a new title . . .
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND CHARLIE CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF REWRITING THE HEADING
CHARLIE: Ah, that's much better! See, I told you I didn't need Tina to write a decent dialogue.
Charlie: You need Tina! She's your partner for crying out loud! It's the CHARLIEAND TINA DIALOGUES, not the Charlie monologues or the Charlir and Charlie dialogues!
CHARLIE: EXCUSE ME! DON'T interrupt myself while I'm TALKING to MYSELF.
Charlie: YOu miss Tina! Who was the one who watched you and laughed hysterically as you ran backwards into a door? Who was . . . see, you're tearing up! . . Oh dear . . .
This dialogue was written during December when Tina was out. She had been sick and missed Writing Club. That day Charlie kind of lost her marbles for the day and went into a fit of hysterical dillusions I (not really) and it lead her to write this lovely masterpiece you see above. ;)
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF SPELLING BEES
TINA: Hey, want to have a spelling bee?
CHARLIE: Sure! Let's start!
ROUND ONE
TINA: Spell pulchrituinous. Wait, no! Don't look at the screen! Spell it wiht your eyes closed!
CHARLIE: NO PROBLEM! Pulchritudinous. P-U-L-C-H-R-I-T-U-D-I-N-O-U-S
TINA: That is absolutely . . . correct!
ROUND 50
TINA: Will you EVER get one wrong?!
CHARLIE: No! because I am the almighty CAHRLIE!
TINA: Fine. Spell beautiful.
CHARLIE: Beautiful. C-H-A-R-L-I-E. Beautiful
TINA: Whatttttt???? That is NOT how you spell beautiful. I am sorry but you have been ejected from the Charlie and Tina spelling bee. Please step off the stage and exit the building.
CHARLIE: I think you are mistaken. If you look beautiful up in the Merriam Webster new pocket edition dictionary, it specifically states: beautiful (adj) Charlie
TINA: FINE. You want to play this game, Charlie?
Spell dumb.
CHARLIE: Oh, that's easy. Dumb. T-I
TINA: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!
TINA: Hey, want to have a spelling bee?
CHARLIE: Sure! Let's start!
ROUND ONE
TINA: Spell pulchrituinous. Wait, no! Don't look at the screen! Spell it wiht your eyes closed!
CHARLIE: NO PROBLEM! Pulchritudinous. P-U-L-C-H-R-I-T-U-D-I-N-O-U-S
TINA: That is absolutely . . . correct!
ROUND 50
TINA: Will you EVER get one wrong?!
CHARLIE: No! because I am the almighty CAHRLIE!
TINA: Fine. Spell beautiful.
CHARLIE: Beautiful. C-H-A-R-L-I-E. Beautiful
TINA: Whatttttt???? That is NOT how you spell beautiful. I am sorry but you have been ejected from the Charlie and Tina spelling bee. Please step off the stage and exit the building.
CHARLIE: I think you are mistaken. If you look beautiful up in the Merriam Webster new pocket edition dictionary, it specifically states: beautiful (adj) Charlie
TINA: FINE. You want to play this game, Charlie?
Spell dumb.
CHARLIE: Oh, that's easy. Dumb. T-I
TINA: DON'T YOU DARE!!!!!
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF SWITCHED PERSONALITIES AND BODIES
CHARLIE: Hi, my name is Tina. I'm boring, annoying and just plain wierd. I'm great at clarinet but I cna't make any music come out of it. I am secretly a leprechaun.
TINA: Hi, my name is Charlie. I am overly obsessed with my education ( andalmost everything else) I cry if I get a 99 on any test. I am ABnormal, too loud and overly dramatic aboutEVERYTHING!
CHARLIE: In case you have not noticed Tina and I have switched personalities as well as bodies. Yes, now i am boring, annoying, and I can't reach the top shelves.
TINA: Wow! Everyting looks SO small. The ground is so far away! I can't see my feet!
CHARLIE: I DON'T LIKE BEING THIS CLOSE TO THE GROUND!
TINA: Now I can make fun of your height! My dream has come true!
CHARLIE: I know! I will use my MAGICAL LEPRECHAUN POWERS to bring everything back to normal!
* BACK TO NORMAL*
TINA: HHEEEYYYY!!! How come I don't have those powers?!!
CHARLIE: Hi, my name is Tina. I'm boring, annoying and just plain wierd. I'm great at clarinet but I cna't make any music come out of it. I am secretly a leprechaun.
TINA: Hi, my name is Charlie. I am overly obsessed with my education ( andalmost everything else) I cry if I get a 99 on any test. I am ABnormal, too loud and overly dramatic aboutEVERYTHING!
CHARLIE: In case you have not noticed Tina and I have switched personalities as well as bodies. Yes, now i am boring, annoying, and I can't reach the top shelves.
TINA: Wow! Everyting looks SO small. The ground is so far away! I can't see my feet!
CHARLIE: I DON'T LIKE BEING THIS CLOSE TO THE GROUND!
TINA: Now I can make fun of your height! My dream has come true!
CHARLIE: I know! I will use my MAGICAL LEPRECHAUN POWERS to bring everything back to normal!
* BACK TO NORMAL*
TINA: HHEEEYYYY!!! How come I don't have those powers?!!
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMPORTANCE OF CHARTIY
TINA: Hey, Charlie. can I have your five cents?
CHARLIE: Um, sure, but WHY?
TINA: Because, umm, because, oh, it's for charity.
CHARLIE: GREAT! THIS should earn me some bonus points in heaven! What charity is this donation for?
TINA: It's for the TWD fund.
CHARLIE: TWD fund? Never heard of it. What does TWD stand for?
TINA: it stands for . . . The . . . Water . . . Donation fund!
CHARLIE: Really Tina? The Water Donation Fund? Come on Tina, what does TWD REALLY stand for?
TINA: Fine. It stands for Tina Wants Doritos fund. So do you still want to contribute?:D
CHARLIE: NO!
TINA: Hey, Charlie. can I have your five cents?
CHARLIE: Um, sure, but WHY?
TINA: Because, umm, because, oh, it's for charity.
CHARLIE: GREAT! THIS should earn me some bonus points in heaven! What charity is this donation for?
TINA: It's for the TWD fund.
CHARLIE: TWD fund? Never heard of it. What does TWD stand for?
TINA: it stands for . . . The . . . Water . . . Donation fund!
CHARLIE: Really Tina? The Water Donation Fund? Come on Tina, what does TWD REALLY stand for?
TINA: Fine. It stands for Tina Wants Doritos fund. So do you still want to contribute?:D
CHARLIE: NO!
A DIALOGUE BY CHARLIE AND TINA CONCERNING THE IMORTANCE OF NARNIA, WARDROBES, AND NUTELLA
TINA: Charlie, what are you doing in that wardrobe?
CHARLIE: Well, when people walk by, I am going to jump out of the wardrobe and scream, " I HAVE JUST COME OUT OF NARNIA! COME, BECAUSE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, YOU TOO CAN VISIT THE MAGICAL REALM OF NARNIA FOR ONLY 20 DOLLARS!" Then I'll make millions of dollars, I'll be the next Mitt Romney! WOOHOO! I"LL BE RICH BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS!
TINA: Three words for you Charlie. YOU. ARE. CRAZY!!! You cannot go to Narnia through that wrdrobe! besides, you probably wouldn't like it there, there is no Nutella.
CHARLIE: Wait, waht? There . . .there's no . . . no Nutella? But every great civilization has Nutella! The romans had Nutella! The Mayans had Nutella!
TINA: I am preety sure the mayans did not have Nutella. maybe the Romans, but DEFINITELY not the Mayans. I think you have gone a little NUTTY in the head.
CHARLIE: FUNNY JOKE TINA. HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE SACRED NUTELLA. THIS IS VIOLATES EVERY ASPECT OF MY RELIGION!
TINA: YOur religion? Now you've definetly gone extra nutty in the head ;)
TINA: Charlie, what are you doing in that wardrobe?
CHARLIE: Well, when people walk by, I am going to jump out of the wardrobe and scream, " I HAVE JUST COME OUT OF NARNIA! COME, BECAUSE FOR A LIMITED TIME ONLY, YOU TOO CAN VISIT THE MAGICAL REALM OF NARNIA FOR ONLY 20 DOLLARS!" Then I'll make millions of dollars, I'll be the next Mitt Romney! WOOHOO! I"LL BE RICH BEYOND MY WILDEST DREAMS!
TINA: Three words for you Charlie. YOU. ARE. CRAZY!!! You cannot go to Narnia through that wrdrobe! besides, you probably wouldn't like it there, there is no Nutella.
CHARLIE: Wait, waht? There . . .there's no . . . no Nutella? But every great civilization has Nutella! The romans had Nutella! The Mayans had Nutella!
TINA: I am preety sure the mayans did not have Nutella. maybe the Romans, but DEFINITELY not the Mayans. I think you have gone a little NUTTY in the head.
CHARLIE: FUNNY JOKE TINA. HOW DARE YOU MOCK THE SACRED NUTELLA. THIS IS VIOLATES EVERY ASPECT OF MY RELIGION!
TINA: YOur religion? Now you've definetly gone extra nutty in the head ;)